- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Women's Rights

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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