- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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