- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

if got a joke if fogot it

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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