What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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