Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

I hate Jews The Holocaust

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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