- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Banana Hamock.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

drugs.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Women's rights.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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