How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Go away still nothing to see

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Dwarf Shortage

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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