What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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