- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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