- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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