- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

I am quite mature.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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