A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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No your aunties a joke

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