- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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