Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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