What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the new green? Green

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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