- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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