What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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The New York Giants

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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