- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

YOU

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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