- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

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