- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Title IX

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??