- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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