- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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