What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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