Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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