Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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hey hey apple

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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