- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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