- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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