- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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