This is funny.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

ecks! why zee?

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Hi

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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