Hail Hitler

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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