- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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