What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What's your blood type? Red.

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tea with milk?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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