- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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