Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Hi

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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