Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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