A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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