A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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fridge

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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