How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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