- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Knock Knock Who's there

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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