- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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