What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Pickles are moist.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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