What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Women's rights.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why can't february march Because april may

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Justin Bieber.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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