- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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