Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Whose your daddy? Not me

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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