Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Who wants water? I do.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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