- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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