- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What's your blood type? Red.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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