- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

If you were a cactus, why?

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

WOMENS RIGHTS

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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