- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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