What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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