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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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