what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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