- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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