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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

"...."-Hellen Keller

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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