- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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