Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Anti Joke

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