Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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