- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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