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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11