a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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CFL

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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