- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is it?

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Okay.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Your mam is so fat.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

So these two girls have a cup .

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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