- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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