- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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