the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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