Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Maths.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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