An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Yo Mama just died.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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