What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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