- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Poop

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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