How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...