Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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