- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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