I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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ANDERS!! Thanks for the warnins, I mean I wuld beat you up even when I can barely move, but I just told the doc and the nurse to shut this door, thanks man, would never thought about that if you had not warned me... beat me up when I am poisoned? Your mom replied, it sasy "I do not like the idea" You know what I told you about not right? DO NOT THINK ABOUT A blue elephanT! WOSH BLUE ELEPGANT IN YOur MIND, ITS LIKE SAYING I AM NOT INTEREsted in KNOWING MUCH MORE! Your sister? YOu know she has a crush on me, ill fuck her so hard youul will know when she wont be able to walk straight or sit YES Id meet you, but you know... Ladies first... PS: OF Co0uRse iTS mY dick, in her mouth, it looks wrong because I AM FULL ON VALIUM YOu POISONOUS VENOM I wont turoture you, I mean not physically, but consider this the first picture, and if you want to see your mom and sister nekkid, then keep receiving picks. My skin is tan, yet they call me Black, the cloror of my soul. read below people, I am gonna bang his sistar, and his mom, watch out for the nekkid pics before they get removed on... Rate my ex, yeaaaah... any moment now, dont adress me anymore Anders, becuz the door is closed, and I cant saty awak anymore, nobody is coming in the doc said, its the bald guy with the smile, I told him to give you my phone with the last pic, he said maybe and asked if you wound nt get mad... Screw that phone, its full of your girlfriends nekkid pics anyways XD, he caught me sticking the finger btw, not the rest... And fuck you. Nero, the fucker.... Soon...

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Anti Joke

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