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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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