- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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