- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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