- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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