How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

How high is the sky? True or False

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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