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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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