Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Tim likes girls

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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