Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

hiya

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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