Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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