Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Mahmy

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

8=> >->-o

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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