Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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What comes after 69? 70

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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