A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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