- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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