- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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