- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A seal walks into a club.

ask me if im a door yes

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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