Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What is a jew in space? Dead

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What do u call a cripple Biv

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

This statement is false.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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