- Anti Joke

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

-7

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

-7

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

-7

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

-7

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

-7

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

-7

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

-7

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

-7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

White NBA players.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

think twice or at least think

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff