IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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