- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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