Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A dancer walks into a barre

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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