roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mother just died.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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