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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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