How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Rebecca Black's career.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Justin Bieber.

Equal rights!

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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