whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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People with cancer.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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This is an anti joke

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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