- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A black student graduated High School

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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