- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

A: Do you like it B: No

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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