What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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