Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Sir, your wife is dead

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Justin beiber..

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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