What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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field day?

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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