Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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