how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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