Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

a chinese man pays the full price

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

wael.. nuff said

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Anti Joke

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