whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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