A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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