Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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