a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

mexicans fishing

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Trump will make America great again.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

The Princess is in another castle

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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