- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

A gay man watches football.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

If life gives you lemonade.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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