- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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