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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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