Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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