- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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