- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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