- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

a black man did not eat chicken.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

everyone dislike this

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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