- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

AIDS

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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