- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

So, same time tomorrow then?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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