What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

dyslexics of the world untie!

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

I hate blackniggers

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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