- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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