roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Donald Trump.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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