How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A man walks into a vagina

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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