- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

sweating like antoni with a girl

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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