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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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