- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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