Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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