- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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