What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

knock knock... ...no answer

A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

Robin, get in the car!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

a black guy walks into a black bar

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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