What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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