- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

An Englishman walks into a bar.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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