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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Ron Paul for President!

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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