- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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