- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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