A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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kill yourself

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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